1. A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.
    – Lessons Learned in Life (via h0000t)

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  2. villainquoteoftheday:

I legitimately made a poisoned apple.  Well, it isn’t technical poisonous.  I got the best apple I could find (slim pickings at Food Lion tonight), got some syringes at Wall Greens, and an airplane bottle of HIGH proof Captain Morgan.  Self-explanatory.  The final touch is what’s important: dampen a cloth with some vanilla extract and rub the entire apple down as thoroughly as you can.  The extra coating hides the smell of the liquor while also (probably) enticing your victim with that oh so subtle hint of vanilla that they can’t quite place.
After doing all of this icky non-magic stuff, ensorcell your apple with the bewitchment of your choice.  Have fun with it!  Think someone’s prettier than you? Go apple!  Want to get rid of your workplace rival?  Go apple!  Still holding a grudge against that bully from high school? Go apple!  Bad break-up? Go apple!

    villainquoteoftheday:

    I legitimately made a poisoned apple.  Well, it isn’t technical poisonous.  I got the best apple I could find (slim pickings at Food Lion tonight), got some syringes at Wall Greens, and an airplane bottle of HIGH proof Captain Morgan.  Self-explanatory.  The final touch is what’s important: dampen a cloth with some vanilla extract and rub the entire apple down as thoroughly as you can.  The extra coating hides the smell of the liquor while also (probably) enticing your victim with that oh so subtle hint of vanilla that they can’t quite place.

    After doing all of this icky non-magic stuff, ensorcell your apple with the bewitchment of your choice.  Have fun with it!  Think someone’s prettier than you? Go apple!  Want to get rid of your workplace rival?  Go apple!  Still holding a grudge against that bully from high school? Go apple!  Bad break-up? Go apple!

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  3. chibird:

No matter what mistakes you make or bumps in the road you come across, you are not a failure. Don’t forget that. >v<

    chibird:

    No matter what mistakes you make or bumps in the road you come across, you are not a failure. Don’t forget that. >v<

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  4. mortiphasm:

    can you imagine how disastros this website’s going to be in october

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  5. REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

    dragonageyaoi:

    randombosmer:

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  6. fistingmyself:

team dead parents

    fistingmyself:

    team dead parents

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  7. wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg

    wifflesgiraffy:

    silverie-stitches:

    lusoric:

    gallowscalibratorh3h3:

    ……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

    AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

    'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

    AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

    At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

    this whole post is full of cute omg

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    photo

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  9. daftlypunk:

    suspiciouslookingfern:

    daftlypunk:

    frankly i want 0 straight women in DA3 ive mulled it over and i could not handle any of those women being heterosexual

    same

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  10. tinymulder:

    this is america. i know my rights. i am entitled to gay kiss varric the dwarf in the upcoming installment of the dragon age series. see you in court, bioware

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  11. tanahka:

    when ur friend starts shipping something because of u

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